Sunday, September 26, 2010

M&M’ On The Park Bench Skit

Materials:
2 chairs, M&M’s, chocolate syrup

Characters:
girl, studly guy, nerd

Directions:
Have an attractive girl sitting on a chair with an empty chair next to her. A studly guy comes in to pounding music. Sits down. He puts the moves on her, no dice. He leaves. Nerd comes in to twinky music eating LOTS OF M&M’s. He puts dorky moves on. Girl responds. He gives her a long kiss. When they sit up, look at audience, she smiles and chocolate syrup she’s had in mouth all along, oozes out, down face.

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