Sunday, March 28, 2010

Pass It Down Skit

Materials:
popcorn, candy bar, pop, 2 nerd costumes, 5 chairs

Characters:
4 male, 3 female moviegoers

Directions:
Have five chairs up front representing a movie theater with 2 of the guys and one female sitting watching a movie. The next two characters come in dressed in very nerdy costumes and acting as if they are out on a date.

The guy is carrying popcorn, candy bar, and the pop. They notice that there are only two seats left so one person sits on one end, and the other on the other end. The guy takes out the candy bar, takes a bite, and then asks the next person to pass it down to his date.

The people in the middle continue to pass the candy bar down, but each takes a bite so that it is gone by the time it gets down to the date. The same thing happens with the popcorn and the pop.

Then, the first guy tries to put his arm around the person sitting next to him, and then asks him/her to "pass it down" which they do. The guy next to the nerdy girl does it, she kind of likes it, and he leaves his arm there. The first guy starts to get upset, but then passes down a kiss, which makes it’s way all the way down the line. The last two "kiss passionately" (hand over mouth type). The first guy goes crazy, but the last two walk out together.

2001 Bowling, Golf and Baseball Skits

Materials:
2001 Space Odyssey theme song, strobe light, golf ball, baseball, or bowling costumes

Characters:
2 golf, baseball, or bowling players

Directions:
These are really three skits with the same idea. In each one the lights are out and the strobe light comes on, with the theme song from the 2001 Space Odyssey on loudly. Then two people go through a scene of golfing or baseball or bowling, using the music for dramatic effect.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Light And Fluffy Skit

Materials:
whipped cream, water, costumes

Characters:
2 light and fluffy enthusiasts

Directions:
They go back and forth asking each other if they like light and fluffy, in their ear, on their nose, on their head, in their shorts, etc. until there is whipped cream everywhere. In between they sing the "light and fluffy song":

"Light and fluffy, we like light and fluffy, light and fluffy, we like light and fluffy" while dancing around.

They finish by cleaning each other off by dumping water all over each other.

Junior Class Play Skit

Materials:
costumes

Characters:
doctor, director, mother, child

Directions:
Mother: (enters sweeping the floor)
Son: (comes in the room holding his stomach) Mother, I’ve been shot.
Mother: Oh, my son.
Son: I think I will die mother.
Mother: Oh, son you must not do that. I will call the doctor. (She picks up the phone.) Doctor, Doctor do come quickly, my son has been shot and is dying.
Doctor: (enters immediately as mother hangs up the phone)
Mother: Where have you been, this is an emergency.
Doctor: I had an emergency appendectomy after you called, but I got here as soon as I could.
Son: I feel sick.
Mother: You look sick.
Doctor: You ARE SICK.
Son: I think I will die.
Mother: You must not die.
Doctor: He is dead.
Director: Cut, cut, cut…

First time: Have all the actors read the script with no feeling or emotion. Then the director stops the scene and says there must be more emotion…

Second time: Do it with wild emotion; it’s the saddest thing ever done…weeping and wailing, with very pronounced actions. The director stops again, saying that that was a little too much sadness, this time make it a little lighter…

Third time: It is now very, very funny. Laugh until it hurts.

You can add other variations, such as a hippie (he needs more social identity, etc.)

Sunday, March 14, 2010

YMCA Skit

Materials:
costumes, YMCA music

Characters:
Indian, Cowboy, Policeman, Construction Worker, Army Guy

Directions:
Do the YMCA dance. Audience may join in.

Chair Wrestling Skit

Materials:
folding chair, wrestling singlet, headgear, music, strobe light

Characters:
wrestler

Directions:
The wrestler will come into the room as if entering a big prize-fight, with the folding chair up front. After the wrestler gets into his wresting stance the lights go down and the strobe light comes on as the wrestling begins. Go through a few moves (be sure to include holding the chair above your head and bringing it back down with a big slam) and end either with the chair or the wrestler winning — however you want it.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

We Are The World Skit

Materials:
uniforms

Characters:
singers

Directions:
Play the song with all of your leaders acting out and lip-syncing the different parts:

We Are the World by Michael Jackson

There comes a time
When we head a certain call
When the world must come together as one
There are people dying
And it's time to lend a hand to life
The greatest gift of all

We can't go on
Pretending day by day
That someone, somewhere will soon make a change
We are all a part of
God's great big family
And the truth, you know love is all we need

[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

Send them your heart
So they'll know that someone cares
And their lives will be stronger and free
As God has shown us by turning stone to bread
So we all must lend a helping hand

[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

When you're down and out
There seems no hope at all
But if you just believe
There's no way we can fall
Well, well, well, well, let us realize
That a change will only come
When we stand together as one

[Chorus]
We are the world
We are the children
We are the ones who make a brighter day
So let's start giving
There's a choice we're making
We're saving our own lives
It's true we'll make a better day
Just you and me

King And Queen Skit

Materials:
costumes for king, queen, princess, gatekeeper, suitor

Characters:
king, queen, princess, gatekeeper, suitor

Directions:
You will need two people and the script memorized:
(#1 picks up broom stick and stands to right of chair. #2 is offstage to the right.)

#1: For this evening's entertainment, we offer you this cultural classic, currently captivating crowds across the country at finer dinner theaters and thespian gatherings.
Without further ado, we bring you, "The Marriage of the Princess". Please enjoy.

(#2 enters, riding a horse, and gallops up to the door.)
#2: Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. Whoa.
#2: Knock, Knock, Knock.
#1: (as doorman) Yes, may I help you?
#2: I want to marry the princess!
#1: I'll have to ask the King.
(#1 slowly turns around while #2 runs behind him, sits down, and puts the large pot on his head. He is now the King.)

#1: King?
#2: Yes?
#1: There is a man at the door who wants to marry your daughter, the princess.
#2: Oh, I'll have to ask my wife, the Queen, now won't I?
(slowly turns as #1 drops his staff, sits down, and puts on the small pot. He is now the Queen and should use an appropriate voice.)

#2: Queen?
#1: Yes, what is it?
#2: There is a man at the door who wants to marry our daughter, the princess.
#1: Well, we must ask her then, mustn't we?
(turns as #2 sits in last chair and puts kerchief over head. He is the Princess.)

#1: Princess?
#2: Yes, mother?
#1: There is a man at the door who wishes to marry you.
#2: Hmmm, tell him, No Thank You.
#1: I see.
(#2 becomes King.)

#1: She says 'No Thank You'.
#2: I see.
(#1 becomes doorman)

#2: She says 'No Thank You'.
#1: I see.
(#2 becomes knight)

#1: She says 'No Thank You'.
#2: Darn!
#2: Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. (exits stage)

#1: (to audience) A few days later...

(#2 enters, riding a horse, and gallups up to the door.)
#2: Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. Whoa.
#2: Knock, Knock, Knock.
#1: (as doorman) Yes, may I help you?
#2: I want to PLEASE marry the princess!
#1: I'll have to ask the King.

#1: King?
#2: Yes?
#1: There is a man at the door who wants to PLEASE marry your daughter, the princess.
#2: Oh, I'll have to ask my wife, the Queen, now won't I?

#2: Queen?
#1: Yes, what is it?
#2: There is a man at the door who wants to PLEASE marry our daughter, the princess.
#1: Well, we must ask her then, mustn't we?

#1: Princess?
#2: Yes, mother?
#1: There is a man at the door who wishes to PLEASE marry you.
#2: Hmmm, tell him, No Thank You.
#1: I see.
(#2 becomes King.)

#1: She says 'No Thank You'.
#2: I see.
(#1 becomes doorman)

#2: She says 'No Thank You'.
#1: I see.
(#2 becomes knight)

#1: She says 'No Thank You'.
#2: Darn!
#2: Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. (exits stage)

#1: (to audience) A few days later...

(#2 enters, riding a horse, and gallups up to the door.)
#2: Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. Clippity-Clop. Whoa.
#2: Knock, Knock, Knock.
#1: (as doorman) Yes, may I help you?
#2: I am here to marry the princess, and I won't take NO for an answer!
#1: I'll have to ask the King.

#1: King?
#2: Yes?
#1: There is a man at the door who wants to marry your daughter, the princess, and he won't take NO for an answer.
#2: Oh, I'll have to ask my wife, the Queen, now won't I?

#2: Queen?
#1: Yes, what is it?
#2: There is a man at the door who wants to marry our daughter, the princess, and he won't take NO for an answer.
#1: Well, we must ask her then, mustn't we?

#1: Princess?
#2: Yes, mother?
#1: There is a man at the door who wishes to marry you, and he won't take NO for an answer.
#2: Hmmm, tell him, No Thank You.
#1: I see.
(#2 becomes King.)

#1: She says 'No Thank You'.
#2: I see.
(#1 becomes doorman)

#2: She says 'No Thank You'.
#1: I see.
(#2 becomes knight)

#1: (doorman) She says 'No Thank You'.
#2: (knight) I said I won't take NO for an answer - stand aside or die!
(pulls his sword)
#1: Go right in, sir!
(knight gives him the sword as he walks by and sits down as king.)

#2: (king) She said 'No Thank You'.
#1: (knight) I said I won't take NO for an answer - stand aside or die!
(pulls his sword)
#2: Go right in then!
(knight gives him the sword as he walks by and sits down as queen.)

#1: (queen) She said 'No Thank You'.
#2: (knight) I said I won't take NO for an answer - stand aside or die!
(pulls his sword)
#1: Go right in then!
(knight gives him the sword as he walks by and sits down as princess.)

#2: (princess) I said 'No Thank You'.
#1: (knight) I said I won't take NO for an answer - will you marry me?
#2: Well, Yes then!

#1: (to audience) And, they lived happily ever after.